The day Chris Sims shat himself in awe. That day is today, ladies and gents.

Some of you may recall my brief stint as a staff writer over at ProjectFanboy.com. In my time there, I managed to get myself signed up on man mailing lists for publishers, etc when they promote new books. Usually it's stuff that's not of much interest to me, but today was a big exception to that rule. Today I learned about the greatest comic since Ayre Force.

Sucka, you'd better believe I'm talking about:

WWE HEROES!

That's right, folks. This comic seems to be about Triple-H, Undertaker, and some guy in a hat (Sorry, I haven't watched wrestling since the 90's. Wolfpac 4-Life) fighting zombies and a bunch of pissed Talky Tawny knock-offs. I assume they're pissed because the best gig they could get was appearing in WWE HEROES.

Anyway, I hear Mr. Sims is going to be covering this later tonight at Comics Alliance, so I'll let him fill in the real details, but I'll leave you with this actual description from the press release:

Issue #1 reveals an eternal rivalry set against the backdrop of the history of WWE. Why is the ruthless Shadow King so obsessed with WWE? What is the reason for his eternal and supernatural war with the Firstborn? And could his ancient opponent really be a member of the WWE roster?

Oh right, bacon cake...

Ok, one quick one while I'm thinking about it. Back in February, I posed a question. A question that I did not answer. The question:

What happens if you put bacon inside cake?

The Answer: Not such a good idea.

Horrific Tales Anthology Issue #2

Ok, ok, I know I promised that this post would be a big epic post to fill you in on everything I've been up to lately. But, after realizing how much work that would be, I figure I'll break it down into a bunch of little posts to save time.

For starters, here's a quick sneak peek at some sample art from two of my stories in Midnight Horizon Comics' annual horror anthology, Horrific Tales. The book is being organized by Highburn studiomate Kenny Keen (he's also the publisher), and is slated to come out just prior to Halloween this year. It will feature two separate two-page stories written by yours truly. I won't give too much away about the stories, but be on the look out for The Moth and The Flame and The Young Astronomer coming soon!

Been Away For A While, But I'm Back In Town...

Baby, I know I've been neglecting you. I know I've been making half-assed posts since, well, since the blog started really. But I'm a changed man, honest!

Anyways, sweet, sweet apologies aside, I've been thinking about this blog again lately. I've been neglecting writing here in exchange for writing comic book scripts with my friends over at Highburn Studios. But, I think it's about time for some new comics and other such nonsense to be discussed here. No promises or anything, but I'm trying.

I'll post again later with a big synopsis of everything that has ever happened.

Why would you just eat that?

Click to enbiggen.

Well, this is a good one!

Alan Moore be damned, I would totally watch this show. And that makes me really sad.

I pose a question...

Delicious answers coming soon.